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Thanks A Million!

Last Saturday I finally got around to distributing my thank you cards to the tenants. It was easy because I had to do the mail on Saturday, we are a “drop house,” which means the mailman (or woman) drops off … Continue reading

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The Doughnut Hole

I have never had a cronut- nor have I ever had an overwhelming desire to have one. I’m told that people stand in long lines to get one of those, just like they used to stand in line for the … Continue reading

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Happy New Year!

This is my first end-of-the-year blog, being this is the first year I’ve had a blog, and I’ll have to say that’s one of my major accomplishments and successes this year, is this blog. Many thanks to all of my … Continue reading

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Adventures in Subway Riding

The train for me to catch on weekends is the 11:31 J train out of Essex Street. If I miss that, the next train comes at 11:47 P.M., a 16-minute wait. To get to that train, I have to get … Continue reading

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Ghosts Of Christmases Past

This is my first Christmas blog, and I thought and thought about what to write about. I wanted to call it “Have yourself a tacky little Christmas,” somebody in the building added these tacky CVS ornaments to our corporate styled … Continue reading

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Buy A Tree For Christmas

When I was a kid, my mother used to wait till Christmas Eve to buy a tree. She said the tree men didn’t want to be stuck with trees after the holiday and it would cost less. Then, she would … Continue reading

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The Season Of The Tip

To all of those who live in doorman buildings, or who use service workers regularly all year, as most of us do, it is the season of the tip again. Most New Yorkers are very familiar with the experience, and … Continue reading

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Sunday afternoon a little over an hour into my shift one of the tenant’s kids, a lovely 13 year old named Laura came into the building holding a big zip-loc bag of cookies. “Would you like a gingerbread cookie?” She … Continue reading

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How To Walk The Dog

                                                                     This week I agreed to walk … Continue reading

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Subway Peeves

When I ride the subway I find it hard to take: People who sit opposite each other and have loud conversation Men who have swollen balls People who sit in either side of me and have a loud conversation In … Continue reading

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