Tag Archives: humor

RESTRICTED AREA

Posted on July 19, 2015 by xaviertrevino

We spent the last week of June and the first 12 days of this month in Rockaway Park. Or the stop that says Playland, I don’t know why it’s called Playland since the only Playland I could find was a … Continue reading →

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JUICERS

Posted on July 14, 2015 by xaviertrevino

We have a new addition to our family of glass-plastic-steel electric kitchen gadgets. The OMEGA: I think I bought a juice once, at Jamba juice years ago because a woman I was dating was having one and I wanted to, … Continue reading →

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BOOK CLUB FOR MEN

Posted on July 7, 2015 by xaviertrevino

When I was young I was a voracious reader. I read a minimum of one book a week well into my 20s. Sometimes two books a week, despite the fact that I took lots of drugs and drank. These habits … Continue reading →

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THE CAT MAN COMETH

Posted on July 4, 2015 by xaviertrevino

We’ve been cat sitting out in Rockaway Park for the past week or so, and I’ve had a chance to observe both cat behavior and a subtle adjustment of my own behavior. There are three cats that live there; Koko, … Continue reading →

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JUST FOR KICKS

Posted on June 27, 2015 by xaviertrevino

When I was a kid the big deal sneakers were Converse Chuck Taylors, or All Stars; depending on what part of the sneaker you looked at. I always wanted a pair, but we were poor, so mom said, “no dice.” … Continue reading →

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THE RED CARPET

Posted on June 21, 2015 by xaviertrevino

I’m sure some of you read the transit rant of a few weeks ago when I had to wait two hours for a crosstown M86 bus. I write those things in hope that the mayor might read them, or at … Continue reading →

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CROSSWORD CRAZY

Posted on June 16, 2015 by xaviertrevino

I love words, so by default, or association, or some word or other, I should love crosswords. And I do. I have friends who also love words, but are not too fond of crosswords. They find them too frustrating. So … Continue reading →

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JAYWALKING

Posted on June 13, 2015 by xaviertrevino

This is about crossing the street illegally, not about Jay Leno’s Jaywalking. As a lifelong New Yorker, if no cars are in sight, I cross the street no matter what the light says. It’s a little like “if a tree … Continue reading →

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KAVA

Posted on June 9, 2015 by xaviertrevino

Kava is what coffee is called in Polish. But what Kava really means is espresso. That was the only way you can get coffee in Poland unless you have a coffee maker in your home. If you want a regular … Continue reading →

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MY OBSESSION

Posted on May 31, 2015 by xaviertrevino

dThe day before we left Warsaw we were walking down the block with our hostess Anya when we passed a vegetable stand. There was a display of bright red tomatoes, and I said to my wife, “Honey, look at those … Continue reading →

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