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Easily Distracted By Aircraft

  When I was 16 I worked at a shoe store, Bloom’s Shoe Gallery on Sixth Ave. just down the block from the Waverley Theater. Three siblings, Sadie, Joe, and Milt Bloom owned it. They were all old, and each … Continue reading

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The Shoe Club For Men

                                                                I’ve always loved shoes, don’t know why or … Continue reading

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The Observation Deck

                                                             The other day I was watching The Killing with the … Continue reading

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Suffering Through The Baba Ganoush

                                                                    Last week, a week ago today, actually, … Continue reading

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What Is The Law?

                                             Since losing my handyman job a lot of good things have happened. I’ve started this awesome blog, gotten … Continue reading

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The House On Mink Hollow Road

                                     The other day I came across a name on facebook- it was on another friends comment, one of those so and so … Continue reading

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Invasion Of The Shredded Bald Men

 Vin Diesel Last week I was headed home from work, it was Saturday night after 11, and the train was full of young people headed downtown (or to Bushwick/Williamsburg) for a night out. As a writer, I am an obsessive … Continue reading

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This One’s For The Kitties

Kiwi Sometimes I feed cats for people in the building when they’re away. This summer I’ve been part of team “Kitty,” feeding “Kitty” while her owner is gone. She has a beach house somewhere and spends four days a week … Continue reading

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The Nightly Parade Of Doggies

Marvin Every night at work (I work as a doorman on the UWS in case you don’t know) I watch the parade of dogs marching through the lobby on their way to do their “business” one last time before bedtime. … Continue reading

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The Sexy Tooth

When I was seven, I slipped in the bathtub and chipped one of my front teeth, the left one. It was a small chip off the inside corner of the tooth, and it gave me a slightly gap-toothed, weird, but … Continue reading

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