THE WILD BLUE YONDER

jfk planeThe countdown is on, eleven and a half more hours before our LOT flight to Warsaw takes off from Kennedy. My heart is all aflutter.

I haven’t even packed yet, but I did do the last laundry, and I have everything picked out in my head. Being a guy with a limited fashion pallet, it should take me all of 10 minutes to fill my one carry-on bag.
We are going to a first communion, and I have to wear a suit, so that’s going in the big check-on luggage. We each get one check-on bag for free, so there’s plenty of room, since one of the check-on bags will be devoted exclusively to a painting Danusia is gifting to her sister.

This is me on my first communion. A lot of folks get a kick out of this picture, so I couldn’t resist posting it again.

First communion 1961 – Version 2

Danusia and I have been to Europe before together, but this will be the first time we fly to Europe together. The last time, some four years ago she left first, and she flew on Lufthansa. I left the week after, and she booked me on Aer Lingus,

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so even though we were to come back on the same day we’d be on different planes. Due to Hurricane Irene, it became even more convoluted, we went to Heathrow together, but she boarded a flight to the states and I got on one to Dublin where I spent the night with friends. She got a direct flight to New York, but I was flying to Boston the following day. That was an ordeal, I can tell you.

I wish we were flying together on this plane:

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I found this Antonov 2 on some airstrip in Oshawa, Canada last summer. Looks cozy, no?

One thing I learned in Canada is that you can only get Orbit gum in the U.S.

I bought 3 three-packs at Duane Reed the other day; I don’t like getting caught without.

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In Canada I was able to get the New York Times. I buy it every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday just for the crossword. People tell me I should just get the on-line subscription for the crosswords, and I just might break down and do that when I come back.

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But that’s a little weird; having a sheet of paper as opposed to the comfort of the Arts section opened and folded in quarters to the crossword. It’s more reassuring to have all that paper folded up in my hands. And besides, there’s something to read when you finish the crossword.

If you find my priorities a little off kilter, you should hear some of my friends. I know a guy who brings his own food when he travels because he can only eat certain things.
I’m glad I’m more adaptable than that. But I gotta have my crossword.

I’m leaving $20 with Yannick, the cat sitter. I’m going to ask him to pick up the Times for me on the days specified, so I can have a crossword orgy when I return.

Another friend, my friend Jenny M. M. asked why I don’t do the Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday crosswords, and my answer was that those are too easy. No challenge at all, and I’d just be bored. Not that I’m aces at doing Friday and Saturdays, I seldom finish those without a little help from Google, but I’ve gotten better. Now I at least finish one out of four of those without help, and I remember when I couldn’t even get one word on a Saturday crossword.

I also remember when I didn’t have a green card, much less a passport. Just the thought of crossing a border filled me with visions of Cheech Marin wandering around in Mexico after not being able to get back into the country.

But now I’ve got a passport, I’m a citizen, and I’ve found out that here’s life north of 14th Street. There has to be, since now I live on 152nd Street. You can’t stop change, but you can make sure you’ve got the right gum and the papers.

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I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPH

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It’s mother’s day again, and of course it makes me think about my mother. She died in the summer of 1977; it will be 38 years this July.
I think of her often, not only on Mother’s day. But sometimes a day or two will go by and I don’t think of her, at least actively. But she is always there, etched in my mind, looking forever 53.

On a church trip in the late '60s.

On a church trip in the late ’60s.

My mother was a serious woman; she seldom smiled. There wasn’t a lot to smile about for a woman for a poor immigrant woman with three kids of her own and a foster child to care for, not to mention her grown baby, my father. He was an alcoholic, and if you know one, you understand what I am talking about.

Money was tight, she never tired of reminding me of that; but she did nothing to dissuade me of my dreams of being an artist.
“Make sure you can pay the rent, and learn how to take care of yourself. I won’t be around forever, you know.” I never realized how prophetic those words would be, and how right she was. I was the eldest at 23 when she died, so I had a little bit of a head start at taking care of myself.
I was living with a girlfriend not far from my boyhood home at the time, and visited often. Mostly to use her washing machine and cadge a free meal. My girlfriend wasn’t such a hot cook.
The last time I spoke to her she complained that I hadn’t called for a few days, and was I coming over Sunday for dinner. There was a soft, pleading tone in her voice. Mom was an expert at making me feel guilty.
But she didn’t make me feel guilty enough, I blew off the dinner invitation and was even annoyed that she’d called me at work to ask. She had to call me at work, our home phone was disconnected.
So I was in total shock when the following week, I don’t remember the day, but it wasn’t Monday; my brother knocked at my door in the early evening.
“Mom died.” He said standing in my doorway. 23 year olds, or for that matter 17 year olds like my brother are not prepared to hear their mother has died. It’s like the end of the world for a child, and believe me, we were children in 1977.
But my world did not end; it just took some rather nasty turns for a period of time. But all of that was my doing, not my mother’s.

My mother babysitting. I think the dog got whatever the little girl dropped.

My mother babysitting. I think the dog got whatever the little girl dropped.

She taught me right and wrong, I’m grateful for that. She taught me thrift, how to sew, how to fold sheets. She tried to teach me to be kind to my siblings, which took a while to learn. But she tried. She taught me to love music, dancing, and reading. She told me not to physically hurt women the way my dad did. She taught me how to love, however sparingly.
So besides the photograph, and I have several, actually, I have all that. All the stuff she taught me and said to me, good and bad. Things I’ll never forget. The voice frozen at the age of 53 asking me to come to dinner. It’s a good thing to have.

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THE YANKS ARE COMING!

yanksMy wife and I are flying to Poland a week from today, and that will be the third time I’ve been in Europe. We are going to her nephew’s first communion, in Danusia’s hometown of Kalisz. Kalisz is a few hours southeast of Warsaw.
It’s a little unnerving going to a place where I don’t speak the language or much of the culture. I lived in Greenpoint many years ago and had a Polish landlord and shopped in Polish stores, but that doesn’t count.

My first time in Europe was in Germany, in 1980. I didn’t know that language either, but I went courtesy of the U.S. government and had other American soldiers to speak to. My best memory of that trip besides the jump in (we parachuted in after an excruciating 13 hour flight on a C-141) was finding a Punk Rock club in the city of Hannover one night after I’d ditched my fellow soldiers. When I went back for the second night it was a private party for Turks only. I was sorely disappointed. We also visited Belsen, and I was surprised at how small it was. I was also surprised to find out the Wiener schnitzel is just a breaded veal cutlet.

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We went to Scotland in 2011; Danusia took her show to the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh. We saw the castle and I was startled the second night there by the sound of a fighter jet that ripped through the sky each night over the city. It was a flyover for a big military style show in the stadium built next to the Edinburgh castle on top of a big hill. That was a fun trip, but a little exhausting considering what a vertical city Edinburgh is. Worse than Hamilton Heights.

Twin Busker girls in Edinburgh

Twin Busker girls in Edinburgh

After the festival we drove to London, where we stayed at Danusia’s boss’s house in Notting Hill. It was a scary drive considering Danusia had never driven on the right before and I was sitting in the passenger’s seat. London was great, we went to Hyde Park and walked to Westminster, saw the cathedral and Big Ben and Parliament and the Thames and went on a scary amusement park ride.

Big Ben.

Big Ben.

We also got to experience the Notting Hill Carnival courtesy of hurricane Irene. Bloomberg shut down the airports and our flight home was cancelled. It took a week to get the next flight out and I had to fly to Boston with 200 plastic tomatoes in a big travel bag.
But before I got on the flight to Boston I spent a night in Dublin with our friends Shannon and Craig. They’d come to the show at the Fringe Festival, and since the choice was staying in London by myself for the night (Danusia had gotten a direct flight to Kennedy a day earlier than my flight) I took the invitation to stay with them for a night. Ireland is very green.

All of those flights were alone, Danusia had gone to Edinburgh a week before me and all of my flights were booked separately, and since I flew Aer Lingus I had to fly to Dublin first then Edinburgh, and conversely from Heathrow to Dublin to get my flight to Boston. At least we get to sit together on the flight to Warsaw.
Danusia used to do a performance piece when she returned to Poland the first time after staying in the U.S. in the ‘80s. She called it “The American Aunt” and it was her wearing dowdy American style clothing and showering her Polish relatives with cheap American trinkets. Now, after living in the states for some thirty years she is truly “The American Aunt,” and has been busy buying gifts, good ones.

We went to Mexico in 2010, and Canada last summer. Here is a picture of a Russian plane on a Canadian airfield:

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When we arrived in Mexico I remember the customs agents, a man and a woman in blue uniforms and .357 Magnums strapped to their thighs looked up at me strangely after they looked at my passport, where it lists Mexico as my country of birth. I wondered what they thought, but they made no comment and their scowls remained in place. The day we were leaving we were chatting with the maid at the place we were staying at.
“Your Spanish is very good.” She said. “”Where are you from?”
“I’m Mexican. I was born here.” After giving me a surprised look, she stared at me for a beat longer, then gave a curt shake of her head and said:
“You’re not Mexican.” I believe the woman was right.

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SPRING AGAIN!

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One of the first jobs I was offered as a free lancer last year was cleaning up a deck for my friend Anne. It was after she’d read one of my blog posts about losing my job. Since then, I’ve done other work for her and her husband Paul, as well as for dozens of other people. And all as a result of writing about what happened to me honestly.
Last week Anne called me to ask if I would do it again, and Tuesday I went over to do the work. She also wanted some dead and diseased (small) trees removed.
I went armed with a large bread knife, gloves, utility knife, and screwdriver.
Tuesday was a beautiful day, sunny and warm, and I worked on the deck all day in my t-shirt.
There were three small trees, or bushes, in various states of dismay. There was a big wooden planter filled with earth and the roots of a dead bush. It weighed about 200 pounds and the wood was rotted. It was falling apart last year; one side had burst at the bottom and was spilling soil onto the deck. I repaired it with wire and corner brackets, but Anne felt it was time to get rid of the whole thing; it was affecting the wood of the deck beneath.
The problem was what to do with 200 pounds of soil?
There were some empty planters on the deck, and I estimated if I was able to get the roots and the bushes from the two other large planters I could transfer the soil into those. So I set to work. I asked if they had a saw, both of the bushes were at least 4 feet tall. Paul said he would look for a saw.
I started by snapping off dead branches with my hands, and from experience that’s why I brought the gloves with me.
I worked methodically; snap, snap, stuff stuff. I was stuffing the branches into big black garbage bags.
When I got down to the denuded trunks, I was wondering what to do. Still no saw, so I got out the bread knife, which has a serrated edge and went to work, top to bottom. I started sawing foot-and-a-half segments, and it was pretty easy at the top where the trunk was dry and dead, and got progressively harder closer to the roots. One trunk was almost four inches in diameter and took a lot of effort and sawing. When I pulled at it, I was surprised when it snapped off and hit me in the forehead. I was lucky I didn’t knock myself out.
After cutting down the bushes and pulling out the roots, I started shoveling the soil from the big rectangular planter into the two large pots and into any other empty receptacle I could find. I arranged all the planters in a row against the walls of the deck.

after deck
I was able to empty the big 4X2 wooden planter, then took it apart and bound all the wood together with the wire that I’d used last year to hold it together. Efficient, huh?
All that being done, I set to raking up the leaves and putting everything in the plastic garbage bags. I couldn’t put out the trash till after 4, so I took a break to enjoy the wrap Anne had generously bought me for lunch.

Elly's hedges from last summer.

Elly’s hedges from last summer.

This week I also got a call from Elly and Eddie, the elderly couple on the Upper East Side that I’d done gardening work for last year. They are redoing their home, so that was a lot of work there. We have plans for the garden as well, and I’m looking forward to doing that for them. Their hedges haven’t bloomed yet, so we have to wait. It will be a pleasure to work in their garden too.
I remember how afraid I was last year after I lost my job, what was to happen, how was I going to pay the rent, survive, but it’s turned out OK.
I’m grateful for the friends I have, it was actually my friends Janet and Larry who’d recommended me to Elly and Eddie so I have them to thank too.
So thank you all for the work, and for the pleasure of a sunny day in your gardens.

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A GOOD DAY TO SMILE

flowersYesterday I finally got to see the doctor at the VA hospital for the appointment I had to wait a month for. The appointment was set for 2:30 pm and I wanted to make sure I was early. Past experience with the VA hospital and recent news created a scenario in my head where I was going to be sitting in the waiting room for a few hours.
I brought a book with me, Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell, author of Blink, if you remember that one. I also had the Times in my bag, and my trusty notebook to write in. I was prepared.
I’d come from a morning of installing doorknobs and fixing existing ones for a friend, and had enough time to grab a quick bite in Union Square Park before heading north and east to the hospital on 23rd street.

The new faucet for the Center for Fiction.

The new faucet for the Center for Fiction.

I got to the hospital at ten to two, 40 minutes early. But that was OK, because I was prepared. More than just ready to entertain myself, I was armed with the expectation that I was going to have to wait and the reserve to do it gracefully.
I checked in, starting with the recitation of my last name and “last four,” meaning the last four digits of my SSN. In the military your social security number has replaced the old serial number. Makes us a little more human, I’d guess.
“OK, Mr. Trevino, have a seat and the nurse will call you.” I made a quick trip to the toilet. The whole reason for my visit is my BPH symptoms, and having to pee often is the most prevalent of those.
I’d made this appointment a month ago when I’d run out of medication, as a life-long procrastinator I had waited till the very last minute to do something about getting new medication. I had to pay a doctor $250 for the prescription, plus another $170 for a 30 day supply of the medication, something called tamsulosin, an alpha blocker. It is called FLOMAX in TV commercials, not to be confused with FLONAISE. That’s for allergies.
I came back from the bathroom and took a seat in the crowded waiting room.
The room is in the emergency triage section of the hospital, with four booths manned by nurses. You can take a number and wait to be called if you are a walk-in.
I looked around, and there were dozens of men seated with me, of all ages and races. There were men in their ‘80s, Korean War vets. There were men in their ‘60s and ‘70s from the Vietnam War. The younger men were from the latest wars of the past 25 years. They were white, black, Latino, Asian. The older guys had their black VETERAN hats, with unit crests and pins and whatever else you can put on a hat adorning them. There was one guy in a navy uniform.
I had no sooner sat down and opened my book when I hear my name called. It wasn’t even 2 o’clock yet.
I grabbed my jacket, hoodie, book and backpack and followed the middle-aged woman to a room down the corridor where she weighed me and took my vitals.
“Are you allergic to anything?”
“No,” I replied.
“It says here you are allergic to Talwin,” she said indicating her computer screen. Talwin is another name for naltrexone, an opiate antagonist.
“Not anymore,” I said. I didn’t want to go into a long explanation about having been on the methadone program here many years ago. She remained silent, and proceeded to take my vitals.
My body temperature was 97.5°. It’s always low, and I don’t know why. She was unconcerned about it. After she was done she instructed me to go back to the waiting room to be called by the doctor. It was now 2:15 pm.
I watched as a tall well-dressed black man argued with one of the triage nurses. He wore a black suit, black raincoat and a golf cap. He carried a black leather soft attaché case.
“I just stepped out to get some lunch and they called me. She put me down as a no-show and said I can wait until she’s done with everyone else. I ain’t waiting.” The nurse shrugged, he didn’t care if the guy waited or not.
I watched as really old men were wheeled by on gurneys, doctors chased missing patients through the corridor and technicians pushed carts and medical equipment back and forth. I tore myself away from the drama on the big screen TV up on the wall, the Statue of Liberty was being evacuated; and got out my book. On second thought I got out my notebook and pondered in pen if any of the men I waited with had ever “wasted” anyone, dropped a bomb or launched a missile. Then I heard my name being called, it was the doctor. It wasn’t even 2:20 pm.
He was a tall dark man, from his name I gathered he was from India, but he spoke English like me, so he’d grown up here.
“Last four?” He asked as we sat in the examination room. He asked a few more questions, and I explained about the medication and my BPH problem.
“Let me order that for you now. Would you like to pick it up at the window, or have it sent to your home?” From past experience with the VA and medications, I opted to have it sent by mail. Waiting for meds at the window was a definite chore.
“There’s a co-pay, isn’t there?”
“Yes, but it’s not much, $2 per prescription or something.” I wanted to hug him.
“How do I pay?” I asked.
“I’ve no idea.” He said. That made me smile.
He ordered blood tests for sugar, Hep-C, and other routine things. I declined the HIV test; I haven’t engaged in any unsafe activities since the last one, so what was the point? We shook hands and said goodbye, and promised to see each other in 6 months.
I went down the corridor to get a tetanus shot and then my bloodwork, and left after making my next appointment at the desk.

The flooded roof.

The flooded roof.

I walked out into the sunshine of 23rd Street smiling, and it wasn’t even 3 o’clock yet.
This week the flowers our super had planted in the tree plots in front of the building emerged, that made me smile Monday. On Tuesday I installed a faucet for the Center for fiction, and I managed to do it with little effort and didn’t break any pipes. I also drained their roof, which had almost 5 inches of water on it, causing a leak. That made me smile too. It was a good week, and I could have brooded about why I hadn’t contacted the VA sooner and saved myself $420, but hey, I can’t have it all, can I?

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OPEN WINDOW SEASON

J train in window

Yesterday was a surprisingly warm day, despite the nearly all day overcast. I left for a job in the late afternoon and wore a leather jacket over a tee and flannel shirt. Fortunately, I forgot my phone and had to go back upstairs. I shed the leather and put on a cloth windbreaker, still too warm. I took off the windbreaker and put it in my knapsack.

The only reason I took the windbreaker was because I knew I’d be coming home after dark, and it would be cooler. Spring is the season of cool nights and warm days, and the temperature can drop dramatically once the sun goes down. Thursday night proved that, I wore a light trench coat and was freezing as I walked home past the cemetery that night.
But last night it was still warm enough I didn’t need the jacket on my way home from the subway. When I got upstairs, it seemed very warm in the apartment, so I started opening windows. Thank god it was a quiet Friday night.
It cooled down the apartment, and as I made dinner I listened to the sounds from the alley between our building and the one across from us. We face the back of a building on 151st Street.

The window was closed due to snow.

The window was closed due to snow.

I could hear someone practicing on a piano somewhere down below; I think they are on the third floor, and various radios or stereos playing different kinds of music. It was all faint and sort of comforting, no loud arguments.
There is a woman across the alley who practices singing every once in a while, we can only hear her if our window is open and hers is as well.
She’s got a great voice, but sometimes I could do without listening to her sing.

Cat listening to the roar from Woodhull.

Cat listening to the roar from Woodhull.

When we lived in Brooklyn, I was loath to open the windows at any time, except when there was no service on the JZM line that roared by the front window with some regularity. My ear was so tuned to the timetable after 8 years there that I knew when there was a problem on the train.
Even in the bedroom you could hear the train’s noise reverberating off of the hard façade of Woodhull Hospital.
Speaking of Woodhull, a couple of times a month the hospital ran some kind of machine that emitted a loud annoying roar that went on for hours. Even with the windows closed you could hear this thing, and it was always at night. Why couldn’t they do it during the day?
I got used to the screaming sirens of the ambulances arriving at Woodhull, again with some regularity but Saturday nights were something else, especially in the summer.

Parade on Broadway.

Parade on Broadway.

At least we had ceiling fans, one in the living room, and one in the bedroom. That helped some during open window season.
In that building we had a utility closet and since we lived on the top floor we had a lot of space on the landing outside our front door. I kept the big air conditioner under the ladder to the roof, and the smaller one in the utility closet.
Right now our air conditioners reside in a storage room in the basement, I’m dreading the day I have to wrestle those things up 5 flights of stairs. One day at a time, I tell myself.
For now I’m glad we can have the windows open and still be able to hear the TV, and our own thoughts without too much annoyance. They are predicting almost 80° today, so I know it’s going to get a little sticky later. Hopefully there won’t be any parties tonight. There is a family that lives in the front of the building that play their music so loud we can here it here in the back, they leave their windows open and it reverberates through the side alley and against the façade of the building behind us. So far we’ve only experienced a couple of those, thankfully.

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Air conditioners are great sound-mutes, they are like those white-noise machines therapists put in front of their office doors to scramble the sounds of the voices within. Those don’t work, by the way. I can always hear what’s going on inside pretty clearly.
I wish I could build big sound baffles outside all of my windows and not hear a thing, but I can’t. So we have to get used to the sounds of the city, and deal with them.
We could always move to Antarctica, I’m sure it’s pretty quiet there.
No wait; it’s windy there, isn’t it? Very windy. You can’t win.

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DOWN THE UP ESCALATOR

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Sunday I took a long ride out to Bay Ridge to do some odd jobs for a nice young lady named Victoria. Danusia recommended me to her; Victoria is a dog walker and used to walk a dog for the man Danusia works for, Andrew. The dog died, so Victoria no longer walks him, but she ran into Danusia somewhere or other and mentioned she needed some work done in her new apartment.
Because it was a friend of Danusia’s, and because I could use the money, I took the long ride out to the end of the world, well, the end of Brooklyn, at least.
You can see the Verrazano Bridge from the end of 4th Avenue.

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I hung some shelves, assembled a bed (a Sealy Posture-pedic) and a bunch of hooks for Victoria. We chatted, and it turns out Victoria’s got a blog too, at: touchmygirl.wordpress.com
Check it out. I won’t tell you what it’s about, but you’ll find it entertaining. I promise.
On my way there I discovered you could now change for the R train at the Jay Street A train stop. I think that transfer’s been around for sometime now but it was the first time I used it. I saw an escalator to the R train, but I somehow ended up on the stairwell. It was a little confusing with those signs with the U-shaped arrows that mean you must to go back, the stairs are behind you.
I promised myself I would take the escalator up on my way back, especially since I had my 30-plus pound tool bag with me.

I did the work, we chatted, and by four I was done and on my way back to Manhattan. I got off the train at Jay Street after 13 agonizingly slow stops on the R train. I made a beeline for the escalator, and I wondered why I was the only one on it. I got to the top, got off, and realized that this was only an exit. It said so in big yellow letters painted on the floor in front of the escalator: EXIT ONLY.

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I stood there with my big red bag and pondered my next move.
Go through the revolving gate- a difficult feat with my bag; and re-enter across the street? Or, pick up the bag and walk back down the up escalator. Even as a kid I wouldn’t do it for kicks, so this was to be a first for me.
I picked up the bag, took a deep breath and started down.
It was tough going, I really had to make an effort to go down that up-moving escalator. If you need a good workout, this is it.
I found the right escalator at the end of the platform, and took it up to the A train platform. There was an elevator there going down to the train, and the door was open. I ran for it and was the only occupant, again. But I was sure this wasn’t leading me to an exit, it was going down.

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I could see a train on the platform; I was missing the train! I should have taken the stairs. Those subway elevators are like molasses, and the doors don’t open for a few seconds after they stop. The train doors closed and it was pulling out, much to my dismay.
The doors opened in time for me to see it was an F train.

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SOMEBODY’S WATCHING YOU

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I was wondering what to write about today, I had an idea about writing about a cop that committed suicide in front of a candy store (now called bodegas or delis) on the corner of North 7th Street and Driggs Avenue in Brooklyn. The only thing that made me think of that was that I painted an apartment for a friend right next door to the said store, which is now known as Joe’s Busy Corner. It’s a grocery store/deli. I bought a tuna wrap there Thursday.

I could see the corner from this window.

I could see the corner from this window.

This morning I tried to find reference to the suicide, it happened sometime in the ‘70s and the cop that shot himself was a “Prince of the city.” That meant that he’d belonged to SIU, the Special Investigation Unit of the NYPD, which came to be known as the most corrupt unit the NYPD ever had.
In the movie The Prince Of The City they show the guy putting the gun in his mouth and blowing his brains out, a case of guilty conscience of a deeply religious cop.
In reality, the guy was shot in the heart, and though ruled a suicide the circumstances are ambiguous at best.

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I know there was another movie about corruption that starts with that suicide, and in Prince Of The City they actually shot the scene in front of the deli/grocery. I used to live in that area and was very familiar with the store, but I couldn’t find reference to the other movie anywhere. So that’s that for my idea about writing a blog about that.
The first thing I saw on TV this morning when I started my research was two cops in California tasing and then beating the shit out of some guy who’d stolen a horse. Well, they used to hang horse thieves on the spot so a beating is an improvement of sorts. But it’s still not right, especially if the perpetrator is tased and handcuffed first. The whole scene was caught on video from a news helicopter’s camera.
More disturbing this week was the footage of the North Carolina shooting of a man in the back by a cop. There was a lot of talk in the newspapers and on the TV news about body cams and surveillance footage and personal phone footage, it seems that you can’t get away with anything nowadays. A good thing for some, not so good for others. I myself lost my last job because of a security camera; if the camera hadn’t been there I would not have gotten fired.

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I even have experience getting beaten up by cops. One night in 1978 I was with a girlfriend in front of Max’s Kansas City on Park Avenue South when we got into a fight with another couple. The four of us were beating the shit out each other when the cops came and finished the job for us. I couldn’t see what happened to the others, but I remember a cop playing Sing, Sing, Sing on my head with his Billy club as I lay on the sidewalk in front of Max’s. I covered my head with my hands and was lucky he didn’t break my fingers. I rode to the 13th Precinct face down on the back of the police car with a cop’s size 13 Brogan on the back of my neck. As if I were going anywhere.
They took the four of us, and my girlfriend and me were handcuffed to a bench with a special handcuff rail, and the other couple was handcuffed to a bench about 10 feet from us. The girls continued to spit and screech at each other; me and the other guy just sat waiting to resolve the matter. Somehow my girlfriend, who was really small and thin managed to slip her hand out of her handcuffs and lunged for the other girl. I was quick enough to grab her by the back of her jeans with my free hand and call the desk sergeant before she got an additional beating. I guess we were all high on pills or something. The cops let us go after a couple of hours after we all decided not to press charges against each other.

That incident taught me one thing, when a cop sees a “perpetrator,” they do not see a person. They see a “skell,” an “asshole,” a “shithead,” or as the TV show Hill Street Blues made popular, a “dirtbag.” I think that comes from “scumbag,” something I’ve heard cops call people. In other words, you are not a person, you are a thing, a perpetrator, whether you’ve committed a crime or not.

This is the URL for “Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell. https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY

During the rape of Nanking, the Japanese soldiers were told by their officers that the Chinese people were not human beings, they were “pigs,” and were to be treated as such. It made it easier for the soldiers to rape and murder thousands of Chinese civilians.

There is an attitude of “us against them” prevalent in the police service in this country, and that needs to change. I understand that police officers see the worst in people’s behavior against one another, and it inures them to seeing people as people, but that does not make it right to treat someone like something that needs to be extinguished from the earth. Or that needs to be taught a lesson by beating them. That needs to be left up to the courts.
The prevalent use of cell phone, news, and security cameras is changing the way we see things, and hopefully it will change the way the police act. Before it was the cop’s word against yours, now it’s the camera’s word, period.
Cops are people too, just like the rest of us. I found that if I treated them with respect, they would do the same for me. But I know that it could all change in a split second if the cop feels threatened. Keep your hands where they can see them, and for god’s sake, don’t run. It makes them mad if they have to run after you, and they usually let you know when they catch you.

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WALKING TO THE BRONX

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Yesterday I attended my second NY Yankees opening day and third major league baseball game ever. It was my wife Danusia’s first ballgame ever. And we walked there.
You can see Yankee Stadium from the corner of 155th and St. Nicholas Ave. That’s as far as we got when we boarded the Bx 6 bus that would have left us at the front gate of Yankee Stadium. The traffic was so bad it took the bus 5 minutes to go one block, and he made the announcement that if “anyone is going to the game,” they’d be better off walking. It’s a short bus ride, about 7 minutes, but it’s a good walk. We got off the bus and walked it.
I was afraid of being late, I’m not going to get into why we left late, suffice to say I wasn’t happy about the prospect of a mile-and-a-half forced march to Yankee Stadium with my creaky sixty-year-old knees. But sometimes you have to soldier on.

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We were not the only ones, a whole bunch of people were on the walkway of the Macomb’s Dam Bridge quick marching to the game. We caught up to some guy yelling into his phone, which gave me the impetus to walk even faster. It also prevented me from grabbing his phone and tossing it into the Harlem River.
We exited the bridge right in front of gate 4, and waded into the controlled chaos of the opening day crowd.

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There were people of all ages, races, sexes, and income levels in the huge crowd. It was a very American scene, befitting our national pastime. That was a clue on last Thursday’s NYT crossword, baseball’s name.
The first Yankee opening day I attended was on April 10th, 1968. I was 13 and had been invited to go with my friend Carlos who lived across the street. His uncle, a Cuban guy named Arami had tickets, and we got in his car in front of our projects on Lafayette Ave. in Brooklyn for the ride to the Bronx. The thing I remember most vividly about that day was that when we drove on Bedford Ave. on our way to the highway there were rows of policemen in riot gear lining Bedford Ave. It was just days after the murder of Martin Luther King and the atmosphere was still tense in Bed-Sty. But I did see Mickey Mantle play that night. It was his last season with the Yankees, and I didn’t know who he was. I was never a big sports fan.
Which is why the next major league game I went to was 23 years later, in 1990. I was working at a shoe store in Queens making orthotics and fixing shoes when a grateful customer gave me two tickets to a Mets game. I went with my then wife and our three year old, Javier. We took turns with him on our laps, and he had a great time. He cheered the home team and stood to do the wave and even gave the Macarena a try. We saw Jesse Orozco pitch and Darryl Strawberry hit a home run. The Mets won, and we were all still riding high on the Met’s 1986 World Series win.
A few years later Javier and I returned to Shea after I won a baseball clinic ticket by stuffing the entry box with multiple entries at the local Key Food. Javier got a hat autographed by players I’d never heard of and got to throw balls around on the field.
In 1999 I took Javier to the Yankee’s World Series ticker-tape parade, and he was pretty excited. We’d watched the series together on TV, it was the first time I’d watched every game of a World Series. I watched most of the Met games in 1986, but I remember I was walking on Avenue B when they won the last game, and people threw open their windows to shout, “They won!” Nobody had to ask who “they” were.
I have to thank my good friend Ezra for the tickets to yesterday’s game, like I said I’m not that much of a fan but I never turn down free tickets, especially good ones to a stadium I can walk to if I have to. At first he said they were Mets tickets and I said no, there’s no way I’m taking the subway out to Willet’s Point. But when he called to say it was the Yankees I said yes right away.
When I asked Danusia if she would be interested in going to the game she said,
“Is that the one where they…” and then she made a swinging motion with hers hands, like a batter.
“Yes, that’s the one.”
“OK. But you’ll have to explain it all to me; I don’t know anything about it. My uncle tried to explain it, and other people, but I don’t understand it.”

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After I sketched out how baseball is played a bit, she felt she could follow, so I guess I’m pretty good at explaining things. She always tells me I would have been a good teacher.
So after our long walk and slog through the crowd we got to our seats, section 228 row 6, right behind third base. I sat next to a rather large man in his late 40’s who drank FOUR of those big 20-ounce cups of beer. Yes, I counted. He kept horsing around with one of his buddies; there were three of them, a woman and two men. I wanted to ask them if they were still in grade school but decided to enjoy the game instead.
I did ask him to sit down once, I couldn’t see home plate through him. At one point he lost his phone and accused his buddies of hiding it.
Danusia had fun, she kept asking what everybody was cheering about, who was A-Rod, which one was he, and when Toronto hit a two-run homer she asked if that was good for them or for us.
“Good for them, honey.”
By the 3rd inning Toronto had 5 runs, and I told Danusia the Yankees were probably going to lose. There was hope after Rodriguez got a hit, and then Brett Gardner hit a home run in the fourth inning and Danusia said there was still a chance to win. But that was it for the Yankees, who replaced the starting pitcher Tanaka and then replaced the next two pitchers. Toronto made two calls to the bullpen as well.
When Encarnacion made his two-run homer, he trotted around the bases with his right arm cocked outward in a display of “How would this feel up your butt.” Crude, but effective.

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Danusia got a big kick out of the dance the groundskeepers did at the top of the seventh inning, as a matter of fact she thoroughly enjoyed herself. Come to think of it, I had a great time despite the fact the Yankees lost. It’s something I’ve gotten used to in the past six years, so it’s nothing new.
We got to see Joe Torre throw out the first pitch, that was a treat, and I did miss Derek Jeter. I also found out my thighs got a pretty good sunburn right through my pants when I got home. Just another sunny day in the Bronx.

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THE ENDLESS ROLL

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We were running low on toilet paper last Sunday, but since I was going to Whole Foods I bought the 365-day 100% recycled paper four-pack instead of our regular Scott toilet paper. It made me feel more eco-responsible, and besides, Whole Foods doesn’t carry Scott products. They only carry their 356-day stuff or Seventh Generation stuff, even more expensive.

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The price was comparable for the 365-day paper; the average price for a roll of toilet paper is about $1 a roll unless you buy more than 12 rolls.
When we first moved up here to Hamilton Heights we went to the newly discovered Target store at the big Mall just across the Macomb’s Dam Bridge in the Bronx, and we got a package of 20 rolls of Scott tissue for $15. That’s less than a dollar a roll, but I really didn’t feel like making a separate trip to the Bronx just to save a couple of bucks on toilet paper. It’s all about the convenience, I guess.

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I also feel a little weird shopping at Target, it’s one of those weird big-box stores that don’t pay their employees much, and it reminds me of Walmart. If it looks like a Walmart and walks like a Walmart…
I could have gone to my local C-Town on Broadway, but again, convenience.
I replaced our last roll of Scott tissues Monday morning, and by Tuesday afternoon the roll of Whole Foods paper was done. It lasted less than 30 hours.
I never really measured how long the Scott lasts, but I’m pretty sure it lasts longer than 30 hours or I would have noticed. I notice things like that.
On Wednesday I did a job for a friend of my writing teacher’s, and ironically it was swapping out a toilet paper holder. His name is Mark, another writer who just published a new book called Finding The Worm, and he wasn’t happy with the toilet paper holder that came with the apartment.
It was one of these:

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Mark didn’t like the chrome cover over the toilet paper; it interfered with his ability to reach for a sheet or something. He’d actually stuck a toothpick into the spindle that holds the cover so that it would stay up, that’s how much it annoyed him.
Something like that wouldn’t annoy me, but hey, we all have our little quirks. Like noticing how long a roll of toilet paper lasts…
I was happy to help, he’d bought a replacement without a cover with the same kind of mounting so it would be easy to replace.

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He was really happy with the result, and sat on the edge of the bathtub to admire the new holder.
“I’m so happy I think I’m going to sit here and look at it for a bit. I want to cry, but I’m going to wait until you go to do that.”
I always feel good when I make somebody happy, but I was glad he was going to hold off on the tears.
Then he got up and took the roll off, I’d put the roll on the new holder and I’d done it the way I always do, over hand; but Mark liked it underhand.
“I like it underhand,” he mentioned offhandedly.
Instead of saying I like it overhand, I mentioned that just a week or so ago there was discussion in the New York Times about whether the roll should be under or over. Someone had dug up the original patent for the first toilet roll holder and the diagram clearly showed the paper should go over.
“Well, the statute of limitations has run out on that patent, and I like it under.” I never new patents had statutes of limmitiaions.
“I have a friend that always changes it to over when he sees it under in someone’s house,” I said.
“Well he wouldn’t be coming back here if he did that to me.”
“It is your house,” I added diplomatically.
I hung a couple of other things on the wall for him, and he was very generous with me. I love generous people, especially when they are really happy with what I did for them, and he was very happy.
Getting back to my obsession, yesterday I went to C-Town on Broadway and got an 8-pack of Scott tissues for $8.35 plus tax. It came out to $9.03. I only remember that because I’d wished I hadn’t taken all of the change out of my pockets and had to break a twenty and carry 97 cents home. So it was more than a dollar a roll, but at least I know a roll will last more than 30 hours.

I know this has nothing to do with toilet paper, but the light was so nice I just had to share this pic.

I know this has nothing to do with toilet paper, but the light was so nice I just had to share this pic.

As long as I am writing about toilet paper, I offer some advice. Do NOT use Charmin, or any of those other thick, soft papers like Quilted Northern. If you like to use a lot of paper, these will clog up your toilet and you are going to have to do some mopping. They are so thick they dissolve slowly, and have a tendency to stop up the toilet momentarily, just long enough to flood your bathroom floor.
I told so many people that when I worked in the building, but they never wanted to believe me, it was easier for them to believe there was something wrong with their toilet than with their requirements for soft and fluffy paper.

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